Just take a moment to think about the sheer probabability of this.
For Comparison: A Canadian man named Peter McCathie was struck by lightning and then won the lottery. Statisticians put the chances of both these happening to the same person at 1 in 2.6 Trillion.
Or maybe we shouldn’t think so hard about this and just emotionally agree that these stories are horrible and the only way to prevent them is to relinquish fundamental rights EXPLICITLY stated in our Founding documents.

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P.S. When you’re making a Grocery List, all the important “top of mind” stuff gets written down first. The “Bill of Rights” was a Revolutionary War grocery list.
Or maybe Georgetown Professor Carroll Quigley was correct in his “Anglo American Establishment” thesis and the Revolutionary War actually never ended.